Whatever Happened to "If it bleeds it leads"?

You know that whole Death of a Salesman, average man is important idea, its bullshit. People don't give a fuck about the average man. People would rather know the psi of Anna Nicole Smith's rigor mortis, than a car bomb killing lets say ummm 61 people or so. There should not be political debate and news shows dedicated to this woman/bitch; can we have news on our news channels back. I don't mean like "real journalism", fuck that's not going to happen, but can the motherfuckers over at Fox or CNN give me something that looks like real news. And Im not going to quote Ed Murrow, like he was some shit, because I sure don't know about that. Hell, the best journalism I've ever read was the 18th Brumaire by Marx, so Im about a 150 years seperated from what I consider my personal best experience with news. I remember back in the day people would complain about "It bleeds it leads", I think people are going to be sucking dick for "it bleads it leads" pretty soon. It bleeds it leads is hitting nostalgia for me, god damn, this war is being reported like North Korea. You got people getting killed/murdered/sacrificed/liberated at an astonishing rate in Iraq, Im assuming there some bleeding there that could do some fuckin leading.

So new news hierarchy
1. Motherfuckers get shot, we are sad
2. Politicians make plans for people to get shot
3. People doing something good,
4. Sports, and those cute stories about cheese wheels and shit at the end of the program

Bullets over Burbank Part 1

I felt my body tense up, the Young Turks were coming, back to bring death to us all. I reached more immediately for my Kalashnikov, because it had been polished and prepped earlier that week, and besides my .45 had a serious muthafuckin jamming problem. I still took the .45, just in case, kind of like how you always take a wooden pencil to a scantron test as backup, because you never trust that mechanical muthafucker quite enough. I noticed the sun sunk carefully, like a ball control offense wearing down the clock in the fourth quarter. My mind was processing relentlessly, playing out scenarios, calculating bullets, and my heart in its jealously was pulsing faster than your moms last night.

Then the gunshots, the killing, the murder, the Young Turks were sacking Burbank. I stepped on to Olive Ave., I was going to call them out like a telemarketer. I began reading a History book in the street, and they were so appalled by this action, they charged with steadfast resolve. I tried to hold the fire on the Kalashnikov until I could see the whites in their eyes, but it was kind of dark, you know, so I just shot sort-of-whenever. I mowed down a series of em, than the Kalashnikov jammed and I looked like the Libyan terrorist from Back to the Future as I struggled with the weapon. In frustration I reached for the .45, and fired off a final couple rounds. The Turks stabbed me in the the sternum, and for a moment, I was surprised how simple my death would be. The sensation of a fatal stabbing was more like a drawn out stomach ache than you might expect. I spent the next couple minutes contemplating Christian or Buddhist on the Religious roulette wheel, I didn't want to have a shaved head in heaven so I went Christian just before I blacked out.

But Fuck Dying......Ill finish this motherfucker later...

Rudy Giuliani is a Juggernaut

Wow, this shouldn't have been a shocker, but it definently hit hard when I watched Larry King the other night, Rudy Giuliani is amazing. I can't tell you how personable, analytical and decisive he appears to be, he is the most skilled politician the Republicans have had since Reagan. So he's got a strong chance to take New York, and even if Hillary runs, if he takes that state Democrats might as well not even show up to the polls. He's a positioning genius, on the war he's taking the best stance seemingly possibly he's pushing the "I agree with the president's decision, in retrospect I would have done it differently, but we as a nation need to learn from this..." angle, that will definently trump the Hillary/Kerry "I am a better military commander/new leadership, but we're not outright against the war especially since we voted for it" stance that is popular among Democrats. So what do we have with Giuliani, he's much more likeable than Bush, he's a national hero, he's charming, he's left a little on social issues so he can clean up on some fringe Democrats, plus he might take New York. It is really hard to imagine a way where the Democrats can move right enough to pick up votes, I don't care about politics, but I really can't say for certain that he is beatable.

Don't Sell Cocaine to Children

I want to make a conclusively enormous statement about my rather pathetic career as a political science major, since it is nearing its end. I am no longer a Democrat, Republican, Communist.. I'm more in the Tupac school of "I just don't give a fuck".

This was an analogy I had while to talking to two of my friends, for the purposes of this blog they will be called Cool Hat and John Fedayi. Anyway Cool Hat was cramming for a test on Political Theory and John Fedayi started talking about how it was all bullshit. They reminded me of a scene from The Godfather the book, which is slightly different than how the seen is in the film. Its the meeting between all the Dons where Don Carleone is about to announce that he will begin selling cocaine, a practice he had not condoned in the past. Anyway they step up to have this meeting and one of the Dons says "We won't sell to the Children", but Puzo comments over that in the book. He notes the statement, is pretty much bullshit, because no child had money to by cocaine, it was just something that was said to bring some sense of decency to a vicuous circle of Dons. Thats what Political Science students do, just run around saying "We won't sell to the Children".

Nicotine Condums

I had a notion recently about putting nicotine in condoms. I mean they are shooting muthafuckas all over the place these days, so I am not going to bandwagon hate on the tobacco company. Plus McDonalds seems to be killing muthafuckas more than cigarettes, and they don't got fuckin' Joe Camel, they're fucking running Disney cartoons and Nintendo campaigns. So lets just go for the glory you know, drop the morality thing by the wayside, put the Nicotine in condoms and see what the fuck happens. I want to the call the product "The Adicktion". Plus now chain smokers will have an alternative to the patch.

Garcin: Well, Well, let's get on with it....

Notions

Godlessness has become too easy. I was watching a documentary about how people in Palestine during the 2nd and 3rd century were murdered and sacked by the Romans, so they thought the world was ending, because the prevailing religous thought of that time led them to believe so. I'm going to pursue that self-importance.

This is from Darren Aronofsky's Guerilla Diaries
"A thought from today: Writing movies is like reverse paranoia. Paranoids see signs of a hidden order behind reality. when you write a movie you construct a world of signs which all point to the protaganist. The result is a fictional world which mirrors the world of paranoids"